Voldy Woldie Was A Bear


theepichumor:


Oh my gosh I LOVE Glozell! Find her on youtube! Hilarious

(Source: thisloveisnotwhatyouwant)


Via The Epic Humor

  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Via We just don't know yet

**snicker**

I see what you did there….

(Source: sizableamountoffuckery)


cee-is-just-a-letter:

omg I remember when House was about not being Lupus.

Not tears and pain and suffering.

;-; 

Via The worst person you'll ever meet

Love this MadTv sketch. lol.

(Source: srslulz)



My childhood




CUDDY GETS REVENGE!

something-always-changes:

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my local newspaper.


I knew she’d come back for him…..

Via You Don't Know My Mind

emmarobertsson:

It’s never lupus ;)

LMAO



shapelesslight:

Harry…I believe we need to talk about how DISGUSTING a shirt gets after 7+ years of fighting Voldemort. 


Parents leave him a shitload of money and he still has the same shirt….


Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized by Eric Kripke, Sera Gamble, J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Collins, Joss Whedon, Russell T. Davies, Steven Moffat, or Mark Gatiss.

wilsoncarestoomuch:

drugsandrainbowws:

aaron sorkin and david shore should be included…


Please please included David Shore…..

(Source: timebombteam)

Via We just don't know yet






thefjproject:

rock in da house.

Yum.


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